There’s this new craze that a lot of people are talking about. The KonMari method of organizing, where you throw anything away that does not speak to your soul, replenish your energy, or bring you joy. I thought I would apply this to dick. And since this is a Femdom site, it applies to empowering women in domination, and the dick they choose to allow in their space. In otherwords, using the KonMari method, to get rid of any dick that does not serve you. Small dick, garbage dick, dick that needs to be punted into a fiery pit of ain’t shit-ness. Let us continue, I’m going to teach you how this works, and how it applies to your little – not knowing how to fuck – dick.
KonMari The Dick: THROW THAT DICK OUT!
My journey to this Marie Kondo-ing lame dick, was a swift one. First, Harper kept talking about the KonMari site. It was from Mistress Harper, that I first heard about the KonMari method. Then, I saw a funny post on instagram about a woman throwing a whole man in the trash. A whole ass man.. And then finally, one day, while standing in the kitchen making a kiwi, coconut, pineapple, dragonfruit, lime, honey, apple cider vinegar, and ginger smoothie, it came to me: KonMari The Dick: If that dick is trash, throw that dick out!
Organizing Your Dick The KonMari Way
From there I coined the phrase “don’t make me Marie Kondo yo ass.” Cuz if a bitch gets tired of your nonsense, she sure the fuck will throw you right in the trash where you belong. If your dick is trash, into the dumpster you go. If you can’t fuck and the dick doesn’t spark joy throughout every nerve ending in my body, I will “this is sparta” your stupid ass right to hell. It’s 2019, and along with de-cluttering your personal space, yall need to de-clutter the dick. If the dick isn’t bringing you joy toss that bitch and get another one. 
Keep Only The Dick That Sparks Joy In Your Pussy
Ladies: Does this dick spark joy in your heart and in your pussy? If the answer is no, toss that bitch in the trash, and leave it on the side of the curb to be picked up by the department of sanitation. You deserve earth shattering, mind blowing dick. Not some lame ass that makes you want to pick up a book and read “The Four Agreements” while he’s panting and grunting on top of you. Men and sissies: This applies to you too. If your stud isn’t tearing up that pussy every night, and you can still walk down the hall to the kitchen and make yourself a sandwich, he’s not doing his job. Your ass-pussy is the temple in which cum deposits are blessings from the heavens. If you don’t feel like you’ve just had a heavenly, out of body experience, toss that motherfucker.
Men: Is Your Dick Trash?
If you have to ask this question – and based on everything I have just told you – chances are, YOU, are the trash dick motherfucker who needs to be put outside with the hefty bags. If you still question whether or not your dick is sparking joy, let an expert on dick, help you. Female Domination isn’t just about beating your ass, it’s about putting you in your place. Humility is a necessary component in your evolution as the inferior sex. So allow me the pleasure of getting you together, via phone sex humiliation, and informing you of your rank. The number where you can reach me is 1-800-601-6975, and my name is Duchess Willow. Now getcho trash dick havin’ ass the fuck outta my house. Sincerely, Duchess Willow
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Yes! Yes, yes, and more yes!
If he doesn’t spark joy, toss it out! Thank you, next.
buh-bye, don’t let the door hitchu where the good lawd split’chu!
We deserve good sex, good dick, and good vibes from the people we allow into our lives. Trash dick and trash men can sit on the curb for the freecycle people to pick over.