I broached this question on Twitter: Have you ever met a man who was fine as fuck, and then ruined it when he opened his mouth? We’ve all met men before whom were outwardly attractive and mentally vacant. Or.. who had views that made you want to run in the opposite direction. Part of the Ebony Femdom training I offer men, is to be better men, offer help domestically around the house, and if they happen to be rather pretty specimens, give them tips on being a good sub that provides more than just eye candy. Himbo house husbands are the perfect combination of efficient, and aesthetic. And the best thing about a house husband, is they don’t have to be rocket scientists. They just have to know how to use a mop, broom, and vacuum among other things. Preferably while naked.
Himbo House Husbands – Objectification Never Looked So Good
Newsflash for anyone who didn’t know this: Yes, women do like eye candy, too. As I stated in my house husbands blog, there’s nothing wrong with enjoying some pretty scenery. I prefer my “scenery” to also know how to cook and clean. Why? Because I do, and I can’t imagine any adult human being not knowing how to clean up after themselves, or fix themselves a healthy satisfying meal. So what do you do when you meet a man who’s conventionally attractive, but opens his mouth and becomes a mansplaining, podcasting, misogynistic, pile of sparkly woodchips? He’d be a perfect candidate for Himbo house husbands training. Just put that cute little brain zap helmet on him, and put him to sleep offering soothing words of house husbandry encouragement like “men should be seen and not heard.” “Smile and look pretty while vacuuming for Duchess.” “Steam cleaning makes my cock hard and gets me ready for a wild night of floor scrubbing on all fours while offering my ass to Duchess.” “I’m a Himbo and I love washing and folding laundry while looking pretty.” “Washing dishes and riding Duchess’ strapon brings me joy.”
An Empty Himbo Head Filled With A House Husbands Joyful Duties
Of course we’d also have to empty that head and fill it with a good fitness routine for keeping those washboard abs rippling and that ass, tight. Weigh ins to make sure the Himbo hasn’t been eating too many carbs and sweets. And quite possibly room for other forms of himbo programming, tweaked for “Her” pleasure. Imagine being able to just buy your himbo at the store and have him customized with a factory reset option to make sure that pretty dimwitted house husband always puts a smile on your face? Think Stepford husbands, where men get programmed to be better husbands, and the bots are actually real life men that have undergone conditioning and rigorous training before being taken home. And if your house husband himbo starts malfunctioning and dares to have an independent thought? Oops, right back to the factory.. or throw them in the trash like konmari if they don’t spark joy and leave the kitchen floor spic and span clean.
Himbo House Husbands Erotic Trance Training With The Ebony Femdom
Surely I jest, but there is a kink for himbos, just like there’s a kink for literally everything else. Similar to the sissy dick and dash, or Mistress Brighton’s sissy stepford wives stories, could you imagine living in a sci fi utopian world where women are in charge, wear the pants, and what’s left of the “real men” are gathered up and sent to the Himbo factory. Now we all know Barbie ditched Ken because he was built like a- well, you know. Imagine ordering the man of your dreams, customizing his dick size, muscle mass, and making him a dream in the bedroom and the kitchen?
The Reality Of House Husbands As Tradwives
There’s been lots of talk lately, of men wanting traditional wives without being traditional husbands. And with the newfound interest in traditional roles – including the sissy tradwives spin, I will repeat what I stated in my house husbands blog. If you want a submissive, traditional wife (and they do exist), who caters to your every whim and can suck a golf ball through a garden hose, you’re going to need to provide for her as a traditional husband. There is no 50/50 split, if you expect your tradwife to do everything for you. Furthermore, for the men who would consider such, if you help out around the house, you may just find that she has more sexy time and energy for you. Because housekeeping is a real job; familial rearing is a full time job; and doing all the housework while still having the energy to put on something pretty and sexy and ride your dick, also, requires a lot of work. There’s absolutely nothing wrong with being a house husband and pampering your spouse while you do the heavy lifting, and it might get you laid. And the reality is that you don’t have to be an empty headed himbo to do that. And the intelligent men who know how to make a woman happy, already know this. Sadly it seems the himbo implant candidates are the ones doing the most squawking.
Himbo House Husbands In Fantasy
Just like the sissy bimbo and bimbo fantasies, there are men who enjoy being the pretty and fuckable slut puppy that satisfies every woman’s sexual needs. And men are the biggest whores, naturally, even if they won’t admit it. I promise you, if you pair the sexy himbo lifestyle, with being a smoking hot “Harry The Homemaker” skillset, you will get the pussy thrown at you on a regular basis. So here’s your assignment: If you’re married, invite your wife to a candlelit dinner, cook a delicious meal and make sure the house is spotless. Wine her, dine her, toss in a hot oil massage and…. see what happens. Not married? Schedule a home dinner date. If your date consents to this, clean your damn house up (and clean yourself up… wash your ass and the rest of your body), and follow the steps above. Keyword: consent.
Ebony Femdom Training For Himbo House Husbands
If you’d like to explore the more fantasy side of being a himbo house husband and my personal edging stroke toy, call me. Dial 1-800-601-6975 and ask for Duchess Willow. You can also schedule a text session or order a custom phone sex audio for your Himbo training. Links below. Stay safe and stay blessed.
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