We both enjoy strap-on phone sex fantasies, don’t we?

Some of you are content to let My sexy voice paint a mental picture so vivid you feel almost as wide open and stuffed full as if I were right there with you, thrusting away!

But there’s no reason we can’t capitalize on our vivid imaginations with some accompaniments!

No, I can’t be there, wielding one of the many harnessed dongs in My arsenal. But, I do have two suggestions for maximizing the realism of our strap-on phone sex sessions!

Before we get to that, a spoiler: neither of My suggestions will include a hand-held dildo or butt plug.

Don’t get Me wrong; I’ll never scoff at any anal training accessories. Anal play is one of My top 5 favorite kinks, after all.

But in My view, part of what makes strap-on sex so singularly satisfying is the relinquishing of control on your part. You crave the sensation, not just of being filled, but of being taken.

Don’t you, bottom boy? *wicked grin*

If you have to hold the dildo, for example, it seems too close to you fucking yourself, rather than being fucked.

And I love a good butt plug, but I want you to somehow feel the “motion in the ocean” while we fantasize.

It’s that relinquishing of control that I hope to approximate with My suggestions.

That’s not to say that you can be completely passive with the accompaniments I’m going to ask you to consider. But then, unless you’re lying on your back with your legs over My shoulders or you’re secured to a bondage table of some kind, you wouldn’t get to be passive during an in-the-flesh encounter either.

Does that make sense?

I hope so!

Let’s move on to My suggestions, shall we?

Strap-on Phone Sex with a Fuck Machine

I bet you saw this cumming. *wink*

There are so many different brands of fuck machine out there, and at several different price points. You can get one as inexpensive as $100 or so, like this one, all the way up to models that can run you into the five figures. Probably more for custom jobs. You can get small ones, which are great for both portability and discretion, or big ones you can leave up like a piece of furniture if you’re lucky enough to be able to do so.

But no matter what size or price point you desire or can afford, you should always incorporate one strategy and one maxim:

• Read reviews when available, and
• You generally get what you pay for.

These are relevant and useful in all toy or tool shopping, or any shopping, for that matter. At least in My opinion. Here’s some more advice:

• No matter how much you pay, you want something sturdy, durable, adjustable, and with a smooth thrusting action.
• You’ll also want to take a look at whether or not the machine comes with a compatible dildo or dildos, or if you’ll need to factor their acquisition into your budgeting. Read item descriptions carefully.
• When you read reviews, as advised above, you’ll want to look for terms like those I mention. Or hell, Google them as search terms all by themselves!

Now then, somewhat selfishly, I have a preference in the world of fuck machines. If you’ve read My blog for a while, I bet you can guess before I even say:

That’s right. The Lovense models.

Lovense has a small one and a large one.** The large one comes with two dildos, and two Vac-U-Lock adapters. The small one comes with one of each. Both are compatible with any dildo that has a Vac-U-Lock compatible hole in the base.

But most importantly, they’re app controlled, and long-distance-remote-control capable! Which means no matter how far away you are, while I may not be able to thrust into you with My hips, I can with the flick of a finger!

How’s that for adding realism?

But say for one reason or another you don’t trust that the level of privacy available to you is sufficient to acquire and hide even the smallest of fuck machines.

How about something small enough to hide in a locked desk drawer or a gym bag or a little corner of the garage?

Keep reading!

Harness the pleasure of a literal strap-on!

That’s right–get yourself a literal harness and a compatible dildo!

Before I explain how you should set these up, let Me pre-empt a question:

“Why not just a suction cup dildo?”

I may love suction cup dildos even more than I do fuck machines, But you know what I’ve noticed over several sessions?

Lots of suction cups don’t live up to their booking in terms of strength. I can imagine that it might be quite frustrating for you to be deep in the throes of strap-on phone sex subspace, only to be jerked out of it when the suction cup gives and you have to pause to reattach!

Many of you don’t mind, but I like to avoid disruption of the flow, for both our sakes; I get as absorbed as you do!

Sometimes it’s not the fault of the suction cup, but of the surface you’re trying to stick it to. Suction cups, no matter how strong, stick best to a smooth, non-porous surface, like glass, metal, or tile. And how many of you have a glass or metal headboard (for those who call Me from bed)? Some of you submit to My dong in the bathroom, but unless you’ve got a large, walk-in shower, it’s pretty difficult to get the ideal space and range of motion.

I’ve suggested cheap, back-of-the-dorm-room-door full length mirrors to strap-on subs before, but those lack stability. They also can’t take it when you really start railing your ass back as I desire!

Therefore, I’ve come up with an idea that requires a large, buckling strap style harness, at least one straight-back chair, and the dildo of your choice.

Listen in below for instructions on assembly!

Oh, and no matter what mechanism of realism you bring to our strap-on phone sex sessions, don’t forget the lube!

Your strap-on phone sex Femdom philistine!

**In the interests of full disclosure, those are affiliate links, and I’ll get a small kickback if you decide to purchase through them.

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